The depression game

[scorpion deadman]

So,everyones talking about it.There problems,there mishaps and tragedys.

So...i was thinking,lets make a game out of it.Well not really a game but more like a test to see how bad your life is compared to other people.

ok,if one of these things happen to you,then you get a dp point:

No money(1 dp)
Pet died(5dp)
Relative died(20dp)
stood on a friendly insect(0.5dp)
Frustrated at game(1dp)
Frustrated at people making stupid game topics(1dp)
Annoyed at rpg's(1dp)
You don't know why your depressed(2dp)
Friend died(6dp)

at the end of each post you must put your total amount of dp's

EXAMPLE POST:


I stood on a friendly ant +0.5dp)

dp's:6.5

Yeah it may be sad but i cba.

[SilentAssassin]

How could you?

Grandparents died.
Sometimes I feel I dunno.

42d.p

[Ravonite]

Pet died(5dp)X6 (5 fish and a cat) <- 2 fish died of age , 1 was very lll and the other dissolved , and the cat had thyroid cancer..
Relative died(20dp)X5 (aunt, all grand parents)
You don't know why your depressed(2dp) alot of the time so ill just say 2dp
Friend died(6dp) (she was my mums friend , but she was like another mum to me//)
138dp ... wow

[ogrebot360]

Okay, I think I get the idea. Let's see here.

No mony. I got a hole in the ceiling, a computer in need of some high level clean up that Norton and Spybot put together can't fix, and I have no money to spend on either. +5 DP.

Beyond that, I guess I've just been thinking too much about the big questions in life. "Why are we here?" "What's the point of all of this?" "So forth, and so on. I've come up with my own conclusions, and the result makes me wonder if it's worth it to keep going. I'm not contemplating anything extreme like suicide, but sometimes I just don't see a point in continuing down this path.

I'd categorize that as about 501 DP, but I think all I get is something more like 10 or 15 DP over all. Idunno.

[SilentAssassin]

But, on the other hand, its not about how many things its caused by, its about how you feel it.


So this game wouldnt be able to tell you how depressed you are from the start.

[Cage05]

Got an A on my history test, had a good lunch, talked to friends, everyone I know is still alive.

0 d.p.


I win.