Jokes

[SilentAssassin]

hmm, Rain did take it a bit too far with that news report thing.

[Rain]

Oy LS, how would you feel if someone said Scorpion was gay?

<span style='color:orange'>and @ Rain - No it doesn't.You never tried that,too.</span>

Lol dont lie..Ive tried it alot of times..and everytime it goes successfully in teasing you lol ...and you never reply politely and calmly after i say anything against Ghost Rider , Scorpion etc ..Or especially the Power Rangers (the green one)..lol..

[LordScorpion]

<span style='color:orange'>Dude, i used that Power Ranger part to invite some people to various sites,and MKS was one of 'em. In reality, i just hate 'em.The only good thing the green ranger had was that he was evil,and (to some people,not me though)that he got to fuck the pink ranger. Other than that, he's such a poor sob.

and by the way, i replied neither politely nor angrily, but rather, in a sarcastic way.

Also, Ghostrider > Scorpion. 'Nuff said.</span>

[SilentAssassin]

Ok, LS, sit down with some cocoa and take a time out. Loosen your muscles, calm down. Dont start another arguement, Rain, and everything will be just fine.

[LordScorpion]

<span style='color:orange'>I did that already, except i drank 7-Up instead. </span>

[SilentAssassin]

7-up rocks aswell!

[LordScorpion]

<span style='color:orange'>lol.

Pepsi > 7 Up.

I kind of lost my interest for the Pepsi World Cup Cola style drink after the various defeats of many teams in the ICC Cricket World Cup '07, Especially when Amateur teams Bangladesh and Ireland defeated India and Pakistan respectively...

Rain was kinda pissed at that too, From what i recall.

Anywho,back on topic though.</span>

[SilentAssassin]

Rain, like to share the two jokes I posted on your forum?

[Rain]

Sure

ok.

The was an Irish man, an english man and a scottish man, and they had just made a pub.

They trying to think of a name that applied to the queen, so they called it the Queens legs.

On the opening, a man asked someone what they were waiting for.

The person said, were going up the queens leg so we can have a drink!

And LS I was pissed at those matches in the World Cup..

Dude, i used that Power Ranger part to invite some people to various sites,and MKS was one of 'em. In reality, i just hate 'em.The only good thing the green ranger had was that he was evil,and (to some people,not me though)that he got to fuck the pink ranger. Other than that, he's such a poor sob.

and by the way, i replied neither politely nor angrily, but rather, in a sarcastic way.

Also, Ghostrider > Scorpion. 'Nuff said.

Lol your angry again hehhehe

[SilentAssassin]

The second ones much better...

[Rain]

You mean this one?

A boy had homework to say the first four letters of the Alphabet.

He went to his mum to ask the 1st and she cut her finger and said s**t!

He went to his dad who said 180, while darts was on.
brother: Action Man the greatest hero of them all.

sister: driving in my barbie car!

At school he said S**t.
Teacher: How many detentions do you want?
Boy: 180!
Teacher: Who do you think you are?
Boy: Action Man the greatest hero of them all!
Teacher: How do you think youll escape?
Boy: Driving in my Barbie car!

[SilentAssassin]

Got it.

[LordScorpion]

And LS I was pissed at those matches in the World Cup..

<span style='color:orange'>Aren't we all?

I would have been normal if High-level teams didn't lose to the amateurs... But not only did Ireland beat Pakistan, it went on to another victory and so... Humiliated Pakistan. First reason for me to be pissed above all.

Good Jokes btw.</span>

[lin quei solidier]

the sign 'there are no easter eggs over here,go away'is not on a tallest building.
it's on one of the big bridges connecting san fierro with desert near las venturas.

[lin quei solidier]

rain's joke is realy funny lol.