Jokes

scorpion deadman · Post by **scorpion deadman** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 9:08 am

Have you got any jokes?

I'll start:

Have you seen that hole in the road?
the police are looking into it.

Someone stole all the police toilets!

They say they've got nothing to go on.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead

<*Pink Poison*> · Post by **<*Pink Poison*>** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:16 pm

What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
Exchange him.

Lol!
<3

Ravonite · Post by **Ravonite** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:26 pm

how do you stop a elephant from charging?
you take away his credit card

SilentAssassin · Post by **SilentAssassin** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:29 pm

I cant be bothered to type it but its about a kid who needs to learn the first four letters of the alphabet, and another about a pub.
Really funny but really long.

Ravonite · Post by **Ravonite** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 1:06 pm

anything lee evans , peter kay , bill bailey , ed byrne , dylan moran , tim vine , dane cook or dave chappellle . gospel

<*Pink Poison*> · Post by **<*Pink Poison*>** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 1:24 pm

Ravonite wrote: anything peter kay

Peter Kay Rocks...
We Drive Past Tan-Tastic All The Time And Sit There Like OH MY GOD!
<3

Ravonite · Post by **Ravonite** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 1:25 pm

GARLIC BREAD?

SilentAssassin · Post by **SilentAssassin** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 1:30 pm

Sorry, but Im with Lee Evans.

"Why do shop assistants come up to you and go 'A DVD combo, I have one myself!' Yeah, you got everything else aswell dont ya, do you own the fucking warehouse aswell?"

<*Pink Poison*> · Post by **<*Pink Poison*>** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 1:32 pm

Ravonite wrote: GARLIC BREAD?

"Heyloo Mrs Kay Are Yoo Okay Are Yoo Lips Blue Mrs Kay?"
Hehehe...
<3

Ravonite · Post by **Ravonite** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 1:37 pm

i like the easter eggs in games like san andreas , vie city and mdk2 usually very funny

SilentAssassin · Post by **SilentAssassin** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:52 am

Go up the tallest building in SA, on a jetpack, and it will say

THERE ARE NO EASTER EGGS HERE. GO AWAY.

Tremick · Post by **Tremick** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:49 pm

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
It fell asleep.

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
It wanted to fit in.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
It thought it was a game.

Why did the tree fall down?
It thought it was a monkey.

why did the kid fall off his bike?
You would to if you got hit with three monkeys and a tree.

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:44 am

Lol that was good..

average joe · Post by **average joe** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:25 am

Ravonite wrote: i like the easter eggs in games like san andreas , vie city and mdk2 usually very funny

mdk2???wuzzat?

what is micheal jackson's favorite sport?

touch football

LordScorpion · Post by **LordScorpion** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:13 pm

<span style='color:orange'>Mj reminds me,

not a good joke i know but mj and paris hilton having sex with each other would be funny, a slut(paris) and a guy who likes to have sex only with kids 10-11 and such, an' i hate 'em both either way, so it'd be funny.</span>

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