Epic RPG

[Boom-Boom]

i am an evil assasin called Draks(pitch black with a ninga mask on but no stealth hood)

Right, you'll not be needed for the mission though, this is an invasion mission.

Anyways...

[Great, they're here.]
{5 divisions come out of Transports}
{General gets out of the main transport}
<"Sir! The enemy is at a far Inn past the forest. I need Medical attention, and some Back up to help me find the Inn through the forest, and to clear out the Inn. Sir!">
:Fine then, take these 5 divisions. It may seem like a lot. but we must impose our rule over this area. MEN! YOU ARE TO HELP ANDREW, OUR WOUNDED SOLDIER TO THE INN PAST THE FOREST! MEDICS! COME HERE AND PATCH HIM UP! YOU ARE TO FOLLOW HIM AND ELIMINATE THE LAST ENEMY IN THIS AREA, AND CONTROL IT! NOW, MOVE OUT!:
{medics come}
[Good, now I'll be able to fight]
<"Alright guys, let's move out!">

[SilentAssassin]

[OK, Saibotnoob, youre in]

Hikaru:(Sht, what is this soldier thinking!)

*Hikaru picks up Comm*

Hikaru: General, I need assistance, send 5 platoons in and get them ready for war.

General: ok, theyll be there shortly.

<span style='color:red'>[Attention: The Epic War Chapter will begin tommorow. Do not try to start the war today in any way. People who want to join have until tomorrow, or theyll have to wait till next chapter. Some exceptions may be made, depending on the situation.]</span>

[Boom-Boom]

[OK, Saibotnoob, youre in]

Hikaru:(Sht, what is this soldier thinking!)

*Hikaru picks up Comm*

Hikaru: General, I need assistance, send 5 platoons in and get them ready for war.

General: ok, theyll be there shortly.

<span style='color:red'>[Attention: The Epic War Chapter will begin tommorow. Do not try to start the war today in any way. People who want to join have until tomorrow, or theyll have to wait till tomorrow. Some exceptions may be made, depending on the situation.]</span>

Don't worry, I was only going to make them start going through the forest.

[Ok, I remeber he ran this way]
<"Alright men, keep this way, but be wary in case he called for Back Up. I remeber his Comm. was still working.">

[SilentAssassin]

*Hikaru took off his bag and empties onto the table. There Silencers for all guns, an AK, Several pistols and a Sniper Rifle. He climbs a tree and scout the place. He could just spot out Andrew with 5 platoons. They were starting to go off course from his location.*

[Boom-Boom]

*Hikaru took off his bag and empties onto the table. There Silencers for all guns, an AK, Several pistols and a Sniper Rifle. He climbs a tree and scout the place. He could just spot out Andrew with 5 platoons. They were starting to go off course from his location.*

Platoons? I'm talking division, 100 men per division.

I have 500 men following me. lolz

And my guy sees the Inn.

<"Erm, let's stay here for now, we'll charge the Inn tomorrow! Kepp cover, use hard reinforcment for protection while sleeping, make sure you stay quiet to hear a gunshot! If it's silenced, we'll at least hear what it hits! Now, take cover and go to sleep!">

[SilentAssassin]

[The platoons carry 130 men each. Saibotnoob, you may come in early and use the sniper rifle.]

*The platoons arrive. Only 4 made it. The 520 troops come to the inn and Hikaru jumps down.*

Leader 1: What happened?

Hikaru: Shhh! Theyre off course. Lets just go into the inn and wait for tomorrow. We need rest.

[Boom-Boom]

[The platoons carry 130 men each. Saibotnoob, you may come in early and use the sniper rifle.]

*The platoons arrive. Only 4 made it. The 520 troops come to the inn and Hikaru jumps down.*

Leader 1: What happened?

Hikaru: Shhh! Theyre off course. Lets just go into the inn and wait for tomorrow. We need rest.

<"Hm... I'm going to call for an Assasin to scout out the Inn.">
{-Calls HQ-}
<"We'll need an Assasin.">
:Dammit... fine. We'll send you Saibotnoob, he'll do well out there.:
<"Fine, we'll take him">

Ok, SB, you basically venture around the Inn, and see what the enemy is doing. The enemy is SilentAssasin.

[SilentAssassin]

[erm, Im Hikaru.]

Hikaru: Saibotnoob will be a great help to us. Ill call him. *presses buttons* Hello, Id like to hire Saibotnoob please. What, someone else is trying to hire him? Ill pay double.

Operator: ok, Saibotnoob will go to your location immediately, (fck the other guy, Im rich).

[Boom-Boom]

[erm, Im Hikaru.]

Hikaru: Saibotnoob will be a great help to us. Ill call him. *presses buttons* Hello, Id like to hire Saibotnoob please. What, someone else is trying to hire him? Ill pay double.

Operator: ok, Saibotnoob will go to your location immediately, (fck the other guy, Im rich).

You relize you can't do that? He's an Assasin, they work for the Evil side. You get spy's, and Saibotnoob isn't a Spy.

I win, and get him.

[SilentAssassin]

[And you do know an assassin is only interested in who pays more dont you?










So I win! :ph34r:

[Boom-Boom]

[And you do know an assassin is only interested in who pays more dont you?










So I win! :ph34r:

Then whta's the point of having Assasin under the Evil side? Basically, we only get two things to choose from.

Which is retarded.

REALLY retarded.

[SilentAssassin]

[sorted it out, look at first post. Can you carry on the rpg now please...]

[Boom-Boom]

... A Gangsta.

You got to be kidding me...

Plus, why not just put Assasin under "Neutral" units? Besides, how the hell do we win with Gangsta's?

It's like a Set up for us to lose, not even a chance.

Besides, why the hell do you get another Stealth Unit that can kill people silently? You have friggin' Spies. We should get Assasins.

Assasins are Spies wthout fancy Walkie Talkies.

So, the Evil side is dead from the Start.

Wow, just wow...

[SilentAssassin]

[Sorted it out again. People its war day! Pick up your guns and fight for peace or Evil!]

[Boom-Boom]

[Our Final Hour.]
<"MEN! OUR HOUR HAS COME! WE FIGHT NOW, AND WIN NOW! NO RETREATING! WE FIGHT 'TILL NO ONE IS LEFT! WE LOSE OR WE WIN! NOW, CHARGE THE INN!">
{All 5 divisions charge and start the bombarding and overrunning of the Inn}
{Normal people in the Inn are dying, being caught in the crossfire}
{-Andrew is shooting the enemy platoons, while looking for he soldier he almost killed-}
{A bomber comes and blows the second floor of the Inn off}
{Now, the general of the Evil Side has come and is fighting}
[We're winning]

There's my first move...s.