Spambot rpg
- SilentAssassin
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Re: Spambot rpg
3466:We need to kill as many spambots as we can before tomorrow. My death does not matter. I am only a bot. Id sacrifice my life to help good overcome evil.
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[Gah, this is the dumbest Bot I've ever met.]SilentAssassin wrote: 3466:We need to kill as many spambots as we can before tomorrow. My death does not matter. I am only a bot. Id sacrifice my life to help good overcome evil.
<"Screw the fighting. We'll need Men to fight tomorrow, so you stay. Besides, if you prove your usefulness and die, then how the hell do we need your usefulness anymore? Now, stay here and waitf for tomorrow.">
A devil in a midnight mass killed the boy inside the man
The holy water in his hands can never wash away his sins.
Close your breath and count to 4, pinky swears don't work no more
Put my trust in God that day, not the man that taught his way...
(psst I'm atheist, don't let the song lyrics confuse you)
The holy water in his hands can never wash away his sins.
Close your breath and count to 4, pinky swears don't work no more
Put my trust in God that day, not the man that taught his way...
(psst I'm atheist, don't let the song lyrics confuse you)
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<span style='color:orange'>General Oliver: It's wise not to attack them now...We shall wait.'Till that,we have to,in some way,contact the other generals and inform them of the situation,and the war.We may need as much troops as possible.Also we may need someone to...Spy on the spambots,and gather as much information as possible.</span>
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<"I should. Just give me two Snipers, and we'll see the enemy's movement.">LordScorpion wrote: <span style='color:orange'>General Oliver: It's wise not to attack them now...We shall wait.'Till that,we have to,in some way,contact the other generals and inform them of the situation,and the war.We may need as much troops as possible.Also we may need someone to...Spy on the spambots,and gather as much information as possible.</span>
A devil in a midnight mass killed the boy inside the man
The holy water in his hands can never wash away his sins.
Close your breath and count to 4, pinky swears don't work no more
Put my trust in God that day, not the man that taught his way...
(psst I'm atheist, don't let the song lyrics confuse you)
The holy water in his hands can never wash away his sins.
Close your breath and count to 4, pinky swears don't work no more
Put my trust in God that day, not the man that taught his way...
(psst I'm atheist, don't let the song lyrics confuse you)
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<span style='color:orange'>General Oliver: Yes,but we have to keep you safe and secure for now.You are wounded,take a rest for a while...But if you must,do so after you take a small rest,and wake up rejuvinated.</span>
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<"Fine then.">LordScorpion wrote: <span style='color:orange'>General Oliver: Yes,but we have to keep you safe and secure for now.You are wounded,take a rest for a while...But if you must,do so after you take a small rest,and wake up rejuvinated.</span>
{-Goes to sleep instantly-}
A devil in a midnight mass killed the boy inside the man
The holy water in his hands can never wash away his sins.
Close your breath and count to 4, pinky swears don't work no more
Put my trust in God that day, not the man that taught his way...
(psst I'm atheist, don't let the song lyrics confuse you)
The holy water in his hands can never wash away his sins.
Close your breath and count to 4, pinky swears don't work no more
Put my trust in God that day, not the man that taught his way...
(psst I'm atheist, don't let the song lyrics confuse you)
- SilentAssassin
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3466: Hey I can connect with any one in a 50 mile radius. Call people and alert them the war will be coming soon.
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{Wakes up instantly}
<"Ok, I'm ready now. Just send me out">
<"Ok, I'm ready now. Just send me out">
A devil in a midnight mass killed the boy inside the man
The holy water in his hands can never wash away his sins.
Close your breath and count to 4, pinky swears don't work no more
Put my trust in God that day, not the man that taught his way...
(psst I'm atheist, don't let the song lyrics confuse you)
The holy water in his hands can never wash away his sins.
Close your breath and count to 4, pinky swears don't work no more
Put my trust in God that day, not the man that taught his way...
(psst I'm atheist, don't let the song lyrics confuse you)
- SilentAssassin
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[Damn Bot.]SilentAssassin wrote: 3466: Cant you wait for one day.
<"No! I can go now!">
A devil in a midnight mass killed the boy inside the man
The holy water in his hands can never wash away his sins.
Close your breath and count to 4, pinky swears don't work no more
Put my trust in God that day, not the man that taught his way...
(psst I'm atheist, don't let the song lyrics confuse you)
The holy water in his hands can never wash away his sins.
Close your breath and count to 4, pinky swears don't work no more
Put my trust in God that day, not the man that taught his way...
(psst I'm atheist, don't let the song lyrics confuse you)
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3466: I detect that Andrew is only 13% rejuvinated. This kind of damage means we'll have to begin the war tomorrow. I suggest Andrew sleeps through the night.
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Re: Spambot rpg
{General Stern paces the hq hideout thinking of ideas to stop the spambots}
General Stern:Maybe if we use the tunnels underneath the factories to blow them
up?
Soldier:I doubt it sir.Anyway,There seem to be a big squad in the tunnels,i'm pikin
Up some signal
Tunnel Soldiers:HQ this is squad Comander Harris,We're in the tunnels And,we've
Found Something.
General Stern:What have you found?
Tunnel Soldiers:An alien com,Its glowing brightly so the aliens must be arriving in
the next 24 Hours sir.
General Stern:This Fantastic news,But we must get you out of there,where's your
squads Warthog?
Tunnel Soldiers:The engines Dead.
General Stern:I'll put the engineer on the radio,he'll help you
{End of transmission}
Soldier:Anything you'd like me to do sir?
General Stern:Tell Sector 419 to prepare for alien rienforcements.
Soldier:Yes sir,
General Stern:Maybe if we use the tunnels underneath the factories to blow them
up?
Soldier:I doubt it sir.Anyway,There seem to be a big squad in the tunnels,i'm pikin
Up some signal
Tunnel Soldiers:HQ this is squad Comander Harris,We're in the tunnels And,we've
Found Something.
General Stern:What have you found?
Tunnel Soldiers:An alien com,Its glowing brightly so the aliens must be arriving in
the next 24 Hours sir.
General Stern:This Fantastic news,But we must get you out of there,where's your
squads Warthog?
Tunnel Soldiers:The engines Dead.
General Stern:I'll put the engineer on the radio,he'll help you
{End of transmission}
Soldier:Anything you'd like me to do sir?
General Stern:Tell Sector 419 to prepare for alien rienforcements.
Soldier:Yes sir,
Re: Spambot rpg
<"I'm going to see enemy movement, who said anything about a war?">SilentAssassin wrote: 3466: I detect that Andrew is only 13% rejuvinated. This kind of damage means we'll have to begin the war tomorrow. I suggest Andrew sleeps through the night.
{-Gets up-}
<"Look, I'll get myself two snipers, then I'll head out.">
A devil in a midnight mass killed the boy inside the man
The holy water in his hands can never wash away his sins.
Close your breath and count to 4, pinky swears don't work no more
Put my trust in God that day, not the man that taught his way...
(psst I'm atheist, don't let the song lyrics confuse you)
The holy water in his hands can never wash away his sins.
Close your breath and count to 4, pinky swears don't work no more
Put my trust in God that day, not the man that taught his way...
(psst I'm atheist, don't let the song lyrics confuse you)
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3466: Oh Boy, I cant wait for tomorrow to come! Gonna be a helluva party!
*3466 picks up a signal from general Stern saying that the Spambots would land in the next 24 hours.*
3466: I already knew that...
*3466 picks up a signal from general Stern saying that the Spambots would land in the next 24 hours.*
3466: I already knew that...
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<"Alright, got them. Let's go!">
A devil in a midnight mass killed the boy inside the man
The holy water in his hands can never wash away his sins.
Close your breath and count to 4, pinky swears don't work no more
Put my trust in God that day, not the man that taught his way...
(psst I'm atheist, don't let the song lyrics confuse you)
The holy water in his hands can never wash away his sins.
Close your breath and count to 4, pinky swears don't work no more
Put my trust in God that day, not the man that taught his way...
(psst I'm atheist, don't let the song lyrics confuse you)